Zach Weiss.I think I'm really funny. Such a hipster, I make Barack Obama look bad.
Dubstep is the shit. Goalie life runs in my blood. 700+ friends on Facebook. Taller than most girls. Crush on Hayden Paniterre and Taylor Swift. Has a nice ass.
Looks sexy all the time. "I love pussy and bitches man I should be running PETA"